Bud Head

You have to wonder if this guy is growing bud up there. A statement is a statement, but this is too much. I think this nappy hair needs a co...

Bad Friggin' Tooth Scene

There comes a time when a man should deviate from writing about hair, and this is one of them. "I've never done this on national TV...

Crazy Bitch Bingo Hair (Ode to Cynthia McKinney)

Not long ago, a friend of mine ran across a flyer in a major metropolitan area about the game Crazy Bitch Bingo . Needless to say, the fun w...

Freaky Fashion Femmes

To be truthful, bad taste is implicit in the term "fashion models," along with anorexia, drug abuse, and NFL boyfriends. But this....

Tennis Ball Head

There's something seriously wrong with a man who wants to look like a tennis ball. First, he likes tennis. Second, he likes the color ye...

SmokinObama

We all keep little secrets about ourselves, even photos we don't want to share. Barack Obama probably didn't want this one to get ou...

Blago...in the Nude...WHY?

Tom Van Dyke/Chicago Tribune Bruce Elliot, the Chicago artist who painted Sarah Palin nude and hung the painting in his wife's bar, the ...

Extreme Bad Hair Day

I have to say this is probably the worst bad hair day ever recorded on film. It's kinda cruel to post this, but...well...she did put it ...

My Man Linc

If you were a kid in the '70s and early '80s and didn't eventually see every episode of "The Mod Squad" after school,...

Attack of the Human Tarantula

I have to say, I'm afraid of this gal. I suspect she has an Uzi stashed in that ample head of hair. She reminds me of Shelob, the giant ...

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Paul Reubens (aka, Pee Wee Herman) never could get over portraying an effeminate bizarre man with so much grease in his hair he looked like ...

Treehead...or...Bullwinkle?

Why is it that some people insist on being so unique they disrespect good, law-abiding creatures, such as a tree (or Bullwinkle, I'm rea...

Britney's Good Ole Days

You know, I love a good success story, particularly those of the fallen idol risen again. But...damn...it's just not the same having Bri...

What's With The Color Orange, Already?

I don't know what it is about women and the color orange. Why one would wear orange clothing is a mystery; why one would dye her hair or...

Fairly Normal '80s Chick

If you survived the '80s, you've probably dated this girl. I know I did...about a dozen different times. I think her name was Candi....

Orange You Glad She's a Mess?

David Tonnesson/Pacific Coast News Jeez...that's one wild do, Tori. Did you stand under the candy coating dumper in the M&M factory,...

Holy Friggin' Girly Boy

You know, I hate it when men forget to be men. What's the point of looking like a girl when you...well...look like a girl? Fact is, Emos...

The Wolfman

When I was a kid, Wolfman Jack was still cool. He had hair (everywhere) and a voice so deep you really thought he was the Wolfman. Lon Chane...

Mozart Rip Off

Boston Symphony music director laureate Seiji Ozawa has some serious Amadeus envy. (Either that, or he's spending a little too much time...

Fear for Their Children

Let's hope Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter don't reproduce. The teasing in grade school could lead to suicide. (By the way, Tim....

Whino Nights (and Days)

Holy crap, Batman. Amy Winehouse needs to invest in a hairstylist. The Beehive is...well...even my mother got rid of hers before I was born ...

Bad Friggin' Everything

I'm not really sure where to start. My eyes would be drawn to the hair, except I'm distracted by the braces and the mouth the size o...

Bill and Hill, Hippy Daze

Yes, it's grainy and wotnot, but even the Klintoons had Bad Friggin' Hair once. Bill's now gone gray, perchance a stress respon...

The Donald

This is the comb-over of ANY century, if you ask me. You'd think Donald Trump would take all the money he borrows (and can't pay bac...

Weird Al (What Else Hasn't He Copied?)

Well...there's not much to say here...I guess Weird Al Yankovic just couldn't Eat It forever.... He wasn't feeling Like A Surgeo...

Beded Head

Lindsay Lohan holds up the V sign, presumably because she's just come from a hot night with two other people (I'm not saying which s...

Mullet Gone Wild

Here, of course, is a classic. Mr. Trevor Newbauer, in his mugshot . Gee. I wonder if he ever Googles his own name. I'm betting he think...

It's ELECTRIC!

I had one of these in the 70s...when I was 10. The kids called me treetop. These days I keep it close. This guy? I don't know if he has ...

Sinéad O'Connor Style

It wasn't a good look for Sinéad O'Connor, and it sure didn't work here for Ashley Olsen, either.

The Rug Look

Soon-to-be-former governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich has really perfected this look. Makes you wanna walk up and grab that shag, tug, and...