2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss May

Just the girl to warm your heart as spring washes away the memories of a hard winter.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss April

This babe might be more jokeresque than The Wicked Witch of Congress. To quote Frank Zappa: "With a tongue like a cow/she could make yo...

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss March

Now, this is what I'd call a double feature, a creature feature but double nonetheless.

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss February

I'm not even sure my dog would wait at the front door for this to come home. And my dog has waited for me each day for 12 years, 50-poun...

2010 Women of West Virginia Pinups -- Miss January

I came across 12 images that demand being posted in serialized form because of their beauty and grace and style. These are the hottest women...

Bad Friggin' Pyro Photo

Ma and Pa always had a weird taste for family photos. Once, when I was young, they made me climb down into the baboon pit at the zoo for a p...

Bad Friggin' Michael Jackson Halloween Costume

Supposedly Michael Jackson costumes are going to be hot for Halloween this year. Just not this one. Here's yet another person who didn...

Bad Friggin' Mugshot Reward

Wanted: John Mayer's goofy mugshot, for $25,000 Found: by either Smoking Gun or TMZ , depending on who gives a shit

Bad Friggin' Split

I just want to know how the hell this is possible. It's a simple question, and I'm pretty sure I'll never get an answer, not eve...

Bad Friggin' Stripper

Candi wanted to be a stripper so badly, but club owners always showed her the door because of her size. When she came across Midget-Bing one...

Bad Friggin' Mullets

It's been a while since I ventured into the unsavory world of mulletry, but I found some choice ones today over at Mullet Junky . Bobby ...

Bad Friggin' Family Portrait

Joey insisted that he wasn't an ass. But when his wife, Pooh, and his Son, Tigger, made him dress up like one for the family portrait, h...

Michael Jackson's Still Important, Except to Me

In case anyone has forgotten, MJ is still on the minds of many . Except me...because just the mention of the guy, in addition to bringing up...

Apparently, Dude Didn't Get The Voicemail

Um...is this the monster truck rally? Via DragYouToHell , h/t: Conservative Grapevine

Perez Hilton, Black Eyed Please

I consider this a vast improvement. Too bad Carrie Prejean wasn't around during the Black Eyed Pea beating...to kick him in the nuts. O...

And the Winner of the World's Ugliest Dog Contest Is...

Grimm's Ugly Pictures Not really...but Ms. Mushroom Head would be a good contestant...at least in a Don King look-a-like gig, no? BTW: J...

I Don't Want Him, You Can Have Him, He's Too Queer For Me

Inside the mind of Bill Kaulitz : "Hmm. Let me think . Did I use enough hairspray? Is my eye piercing too cool or what? Will I impress...

Bad Friggin' Spider

This mother, and I do mean mother , is the goods. If I had power like that...well...I wouldn't be taking Friday afternoon off to blog......

The MouthMan Prophecies

Webshots 1. He who drink too much and leave mouth open wait for fly to come home. 2. Really, man...I mean it...you have to pay for this ride...

Bad Friggin' Signs

Little Jimmy's dreams came true. He was able to pick up a new Silk Spectre II and complete his Watchmen figure collection, then ogle a ...

Stinky People Have Rights Too

...so said Sen. Livefree Stumblebum as he introduced his Smelly Rights Bill to Congress, pointing out the penalty for calling the stinky sti...

Bad Friggin' Sasquatch Shave

Ricky didn't want to admit that he was the star of the famous Sasquatch video , but when his shaved image appeared on a website beside B...

Bad Friggin' Flasher

Aki didn't intend to become a flasher, but when she started riding the subway to and from school each day, she had to go with the urge. ...

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Suki really wanted to tell her stepmother she was into the butch look, but Mother had already forbidden her to cut her hair. This is why on ...

"It Was Like a Dog Meowing"

That's Simon Cowell's summation of the pipes of this lad (lass?). Metallica would say he's "The Thing that Should Not Be,...

Emo Fuck-all

Sherry, terrified her mother would find out about her new fangs, plucked her eyes out and offered them to a passing duck. The duck demurred ...

Bad Friggin' Ass

Jerry's mother told him he'd get too fat sitting naked in front of the computer. But he NEEEVERRRR listened.

Phil Spector Mugshot

I'm reminded of a ghoul on Scooby Doo . Or of Jacko's twisted face. Would you like to like to see my smoking gun ?

Stripper Pole Fails

No introduction needed, really...enjoy these bouncing babes: More funny videos from the "Top 10 Stripper Pole Fails" channel at He...

Drunk Friggin' Hair

I've been known to sauce it up a bit now and then, these days more so in the privacy of my own home than in the company of others in pub...

Mop Hair

Jeez, Christine Aguilera's career must really suck if she's doing this to herself. Bleached hair...dark makeup...fleshy cheeks...I t...

PortaJohn

When you gotta go, why not go as you go? It's certainly just as convenient as this:

Rainbow ZigZag Mohawk Friggin' Hair

I'm a bad blog daddy. Posting every 5 or 6 or 7 days isn't very indulgent of me. My apologies. My master over at Feed Your ADHD has...

Fake Friggin' Body Hair

Um...I'm sorta...wondering... WHY???!!!! "Fashion," or what passes for it, is mysteriously beyond my understanding. I guess I...

Miss Frizzy Mohawk

Stay the hell away from this babe. She's so hot, she'll fry your nubber to a stubber before she even sees it. She's got AC built...

Phantom of the Jacko

X17 WTF? You'd think Jacko was walking through a sci-fi nightmare, barely trying to survive, hiding from the evil gorgon invaders. Well....

Bad Friggin' She-Mullet Hair

We have, of course, the whacked Mayor to thank for this monstrosity. If I comment further, those dudes with black suits and sunglasses just...

Coolio(Cornholio)'s Bad Friggin' Yarn Hat

TMZ WTF ? Coolio either thinks he's the top of the friggin ' cocks, as in peacocks, or he's got a thing for black yarn sticking...

Fiber Optic Hair

Please don't tell me this woman will be coming to the door with a Verizon suit to install "Fios" in my home. I'm guessing ...

Britney Getting Her Bald On

Oh...do I miss the old days when she was nuts...shaving here...shaving there...shaving everywhere. Britney Spears Goes Bald - Click here f...

Shannon Doherty's Hangover Hair vs. Spider Leg Hair Guy

Freaky. Freaky. Freaky. I can't decide who is worse. Shannon Doherty's composite character of Courtney Cruela Addams? Or this soccer...

Academy Award-Winning Artichoke Dress

WTF is wrong with this picture? Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana (whom, I'm proud to say, my kids think is friggin ' boring), showed...

The Amazing Limp-Wristed Terrorist

C'mon! Now...turn a blind eye. Jean Akhbar had a VERY bad upbringing. French mom...Islamic dad. He was torn between two worlds...Shoul...

At Long Last! Cousin IT

I've had a trim...a dye....and a sex change...but I still won't show my face. I'm a shy devil, you see. And I'm hip (cool pe...

Fugly Marilyn

From TMZ's "Guyliner" series I think I know why Marilyn Manson (aka Brian Hugh Warner) wears so much makeup. And it has nothin...

I'm Too Sexy for My...Chest Hair

"I'm...too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts..." Sorry, pal...the heart thing makes me want to tear ...

Metal-driving Medusa Hair

Brain Fair, singer for the metal band Shadow's Fall, has some really whacked out hair. I'm quite certain I see fangs in those strand...