Shannon Doherty's Hangover Hair vs. Spider Leg Hair Guy

Freaky. Freaky. Freaky. I can't decide who is worse. Shannon Doherty's composite character of Courtney Cruela Addams? Or this soccer...

Academy Award-Winning Artichoke Dress

WTF is wrong with this picture? Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana (whom, I'm proud to say, my kids think is friggin ' boring), showed...

The Amazing Limp-Wristed Terrorist

C'mon! Now...turn a blind eye. Jean Akhbar had a VERY bad upbringing. French mom...Islamic dad. He was torn between two worlds...Shoul...

At Long Last! Cousin IT

I've had a trim...a dye....and a sex change...but I still won't show my face. I'm a shy devil, you see. And I'm hip (cool pe...

Fugly Marilyn

From TMZ's "Guyliner" series I think I know why Marilyn Manson (aka Brian Hugh Warner) wears so much makeup. And it has nothin...

I'm Too Sexy for My...Chest Hair

"I'm...too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts..." Sorry, pal...the heart thing makes me want to tear ...

Metal-driving Medusa Hair

Brain Fair, singer for the metal band Shadow's Fall, has some really whacked out hair. I'm quite certain I see fangs in those strand...

Mr. Mohawk

Mugshotdujour.com I always wanted one of these as a kid (a little disclosure: The Sex Pistols and The Clash were among my first favorite ban...

Goat Head Hair

Well...to be fair...it's a hat...made out of hair...but still. WHY? Artist Nagi Noda, creator of the hair hats, is nutty as a fruit ba...

OMG! I Like Your Hair

Pshyeah! Scotty...your scalp itches because you have coutties in your unisex hair.... Here's the youth of today, America. Hope you like ...