Stinky People Have Rights Too

...so said Sen. Livefree Stumblebum as he introduced his Smelly Rights Bill to Congress, pointing out the penalty for calling the stinky sti...

Bad Friggin' Sasquatch Shave

Ricky didn't want to admit that he was the star of the famous Sasquatch video , but when his shaved image appeared on a website beside B...

Bad Friggin' Flasher

Aki didn't intend to become a flasher, but when she started riding the subway to and from school each day, she had to go with the urge. ...

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Suki really wanted to tell her stepmother she was into the butch look, but Mother had already forbidden her to cut her hair. This is why on ...

"It Was Like a Dog Meowing"

That's Simon Cowell's summation of the pipes of this lad (lass?). Metallica would say he's "The Thing that Should Not Be,...

Emo Fuck-all

Sherry, terrified her mother would find out about her new fangs, plucked her eyes out and offered them to a passing duck. The duck demurred ...

Bad Friggin' Ass

Jerry's mother told him he'd get too fat sitting naked in front of the computer. But he NEEEVERRRR listened.