For those of you who've never met me (and that would include everyone but Mom and Matt at Conservative Hideout and a few others), you can't tell by the words I write that I have curly hair. You also can't tell that I'm a perfect 10. To retarded Martians (I really have to thank Rahmbo for reviving that word).
But you can bet your sweet ass that my progeny ... oh, yes, fiendish trolls ... I have procreated ... are blessed with hair that grabs hold of a comb or brush and won't let go.
Case in point ... here's Wild Thing #2 trying to demonstrate her independence ... so help me God:
Doesn't everyone have a plastic appendage on their head?
I WILL SMITE YOU DOWN WITH MY EVIL WAND. MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DUDE! Take this brush and shove it.
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